The Joke Little Johnny... Peanut
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Little Johnny... Peanut
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What's The Joke Little Johnny... Peanut?
Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?" "No," says Johnny. "It's salty." |
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