The Joke Pancakes
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What's The Joke Pancakes?
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking.
"What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother. "Sh*t, I want some f*cking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face. "We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you''ve learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?" "I''ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don''t want any f*cking pancakes!" |
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