The Joke The Dynamite Kid
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The Dynamite Kid
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What's The Joke The Dynamite Kid?
There were these two people in a bar, a boy and a girl. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy's house. When they got there the man took off his shirt and said, ''This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite.''
The girl was sweating. Then he took off his pants and said, ''This is another 1,000 pounds of dynamite.'' By now, the girl wanted to jump on him. Then he took off his boxers and the girl started to run for the door. The guy asked, ''Whats wrong? Where are you going?'' The girl said ''With 2,000 pounds fo dynamite and such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow.'' |
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