The Joke The Eternal Optimist
Read the funny The Eternal Optimist joke in Men/Women to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Eternal Optimist joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Eternal Optimist
The Eternal Optimist Joke |
---|
What's The Joke The Eternal Optimist?
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date. Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?'' And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.'' Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.'' Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!'' Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Chucky at the Movies ‐ An old farmer went to town to see …
- Mechanical vs. Chemical ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Jack Off ‐ An executive was stessed out. He …
- Bar... Alligator ‐ A guy walks into a bar with an …
- Classic Booty Call... Angels ‐ I didn't know angels could fly …
- Farting gay men ‐ Two gay men are walking down the …
- Gotcha! ‐ Three nuns were taking a walk one …
- Sexual Sofa ‐ An elderly woman entered a large …
- Homer's Favorite Ice Cream ‐ What is Homer Simpson's favorite …
- Gloves for His Love, circa 1910 ‐ A young man goes to the department …
- This joke is toast ‐ Q: What does a slice of toast wear …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Yellow Light ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, …
- So Blonde... Airport Left ‐ She is so blonde, when she went …
- Oppressive Potato ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
- Geek Booty Call... Guild ‐ Would you like to join my MMORPG …
- A Hooker and a Bungee Jump ‐ What do a bungee jump and a Hooker …
- Irish Cream ‐ 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, …
- Helen Keller Driving ‐ Q: Why can't Helen …
- John Bobbitt's Doorbell ‐ Q: Did you hear about the John …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Diaphragm ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her …