The Joke The "No Love" Boat

Read the funny The "No Love" Boat joke in Men/Women to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The "No Love" Boat joke at BasicJokes.com!
The "No Love" Boat

The "No Love" Boat Joke |
---|
What's The Joke The "No Love" Boat?
When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice:
"Listen up kids! There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of you males, take off your penises and hand them to Jim the Monkey. He will write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back." After about a week, Mr. Rabbit ran over to his wife and very excitedly said, "Quick! Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window and said, "Sorry, no land yet." "Sh*t!" shouted Mr. Rabbit and out he went. This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water had drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?" "Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with an impatient look on his face as he held out a piece of paper. "I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Hillbilly Newlyweds ‐ A newly married hillbilly couple …
- Texas A&M Nativity Loss ‐ Q: Why couldn't Texas A&M put on …
- Golf Course Blonde ‐ Q: What do you call a blonde at …
- Clinton Gets Pissed Off ‐ Bill Clinton walks out on to his …
- The Golfer and the Buttercups ‐ A man is participating in a golf …
- Walks Into a Bar... Frugal Gorilla ‐ A gorilla walks into a bar and …
- The 69ers ‐ What do you call two brunettes …
- Degrees of the Law ‐ What do you call a lawyer who doesn't …
- Britney ain't no Barbie Doll ‐ Q: What did the Barbie doll say …
- Yankees -vs- Red Sox ‐ A teacher asks her students if …
- Arkansas Fried Chicken ‐ What do you get when you order …
- A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights... ‐ Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays …
- Roseanne and Battleships ‐ Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a …
- Washington, Nixon & Dubya ‐ Q: What is the difference between …
- Blonde Grenadier ‐ What do you do if a blonde throws …
- Elephant Encounter ‐ Q: What should you do if you come …
- Teacher Arrested ‐ At New York's Kennedy airport today, …
- The Hurt Bird and the Sh*t ‐ One day a man was stuck in bumper …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chef Boyardee ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she masturbates …
- Hanukkah Gift Guilt ‐ A Jewish guy's mother gave him …