The Joke Jason Kuller: Awkward Dirty Talk
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Jason Kuller: Awkward Dirty Talk
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My last girlfriend wanted me to talk dirty to her in the bed. I'm no wildman in the sack. Don't let the glasses and the hip threads fool you. I had a hard time with the degrading, profane language because I was raised a proverbial nice, Jewish boy. So this is how I would talk dirty to her -- it's embarrassing -- 'You really like my schmeckle, don't you? I am gonna schtupp you so hard. Don't make me stick it in your tushie.'
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