The Joke A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ...
Read the funny A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ... joke in News & Politics to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ... joke at BasicJokes.com!
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ...
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ... Joke |
---|
What's The Joke A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ...?
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?" "Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian. The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?" The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?" "It was ME," chortled the Indian. So the Norwegian paid for the drinks. Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies. "Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?" "Fair enough," said Sven. "Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?" "Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?" The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Jason Kuller: Favorite Position ‐ I should have known that my last …
- Blonde Hears Voices ‐ Blonde: "Doc, you've gotta help …
- Astronaut Booty Call... Hot ‐ Baby, you're hotter than the Apollo …
- Divorce and Circumcision ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Gay Sperm ‐ Q: What did one gay sperm say to …
- International Beer Syndrome ‐ An insect falls into a mug of beer. …
- Air Head on a Beer ‐ Why did the blonde take a ladder …
- The Blonde's Roadside Emergency ‐ A blonde's car breaks down. A cop …
- Rabbit Breakout ‐ Three rabbits escape from a testing …
- Blonde's Favorite Group ‐ Q: What is a blonde's favorite …
- Brainfart ‐ How do you know when a blonde has …
- Louis, The French Fighter Pilot ‐ Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, …
- Lawyer and the Skunk ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Blonde with Half a Brain ‐ What do you call a blonde with …
- Walks Into a Bar... Beer Brothers ‐ A man walks into a bar and orders …
- The Amazing Health Computer ‐ One day, Jeffrey complained to …
- Gourmet Booty Call... Boil ‐ I can bring you to a …
- Hipster Booty Call... Absinthe ‐ My last girlfriend was the Green …
- Geek Booty Call... Calculus ‐ I need some help with my calculus. …
- Handy Blondy ‐ Two blondes are nailing in roof …