The Joke The Scott's Pocket Watch
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The Scott's Pocket Watch
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What's The Joke The Scott's Pocket Watch?
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed." |
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