The Joke Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba
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Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba
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What's The Joke Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba?
1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property
2. Amusing town names like ''Flin Flon'' and ''Winnipeg'' 3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto 4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government 5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes 6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter 7. You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work 8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood 9. Because of your license plate, you are still ''friendly'' even when you cut someone off 10. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by |
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