The Joke Top 10 Reasons To Live in New Brunswick

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Top 10 Reasons To Live in New Brunswick

Top 10 Reasons To Live in New Brunswick Joke |
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What's The Joke Top 10 Reasons To Live in New Brunswick?
1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and drunken celtic fiddlers
2. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income 3. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies 4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours 5. The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston 6. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 7. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you 8. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse 9. Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen 10. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television |
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