The Joke DUI Enforcement
Read the funny DUI Enforcement joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the DUI Enforcement joke at BasicJokes.com!
DUI Enforcement
| DUI Enforcement Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke DUI Enforcement?
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- The Michael Jackson Doll ‐ Q: Did you hear about the new Michael …
- Blonde Tap Dancer ‐ Q: What happened to the blonde …
- Feet First ‐ One day little Danny was in Sunday …
- Two Ribbons ‐ A woman calls a clinic and says …
- Greg Norman ‐ Why do women like making love to …
- A Lawyer's Ideal Weight ‐ Q: What is the ideal weight of …
- Osama's Covered Wagon ‐ Why hasn't Osama bin Laden ever …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Fred Flintstone ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, she used to …
- Blonde and Halogen ‐ Q: What's the connection between …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skinny... Shower ‐ Yo' Mama is so skinny, she has …
- Line of Blondes ‐ What do you call a line …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Skate Park ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her bellybutton …
- Legalese ‐ Definition of a Lawyer: A person …
- Hooked On Crack ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Footbath ‐ Yo' Mama's so nasty, they filmed …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... First Word ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her first word …
- Stuttering Problem ‐ A man visits the doctor because …
- Too Much Wrestling ‐ * You wonder why singers Sting, …
- Handy Blondy ‐ Two blondes are nailing in roof …
- Egg-Laying ‐ Egg-Laying …