The Joke Ventriloquist and the Polack

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Ventriloquist and the Polack

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What's The Joke Ventriloquist and the Polack?
A ventriloquist had just finished his polack joke routine when a huge, drunk polack confronted him, ''I'm sick of your polack jokes and I'm going to knock the sh*t out of you.'' ''I'm sorry, it was all in good fun,'' replied the comedian. The polack retorted, ''I was talking to little asshole on your knee."
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