The Joke Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
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Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
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What's The Joke Ya Wanna Find Jesus??
A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus.
"Sure," said the drunk man. "I'll find Jesus." So the priest took the drunk man's head and dunked it into the baptismal waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and couging. "Damn," said the drunk man. "Are you sure he fell in there?" |
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