The Joke Isolated Duty
Read the funny Isolated Duty joke in Police Business & Military Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Isolated Duty joke at BasicJokes.com!
Isolated Duty
| Isolated Duty Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Isolated Duty?
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year unaccompanied in Shemya, Alaska. The first night home, he told his wife he had something to show her.
"I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether. "Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again. "That was amazing," said his wife. "Can I bring over our neighbor to show her?" The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of his accomplishment. So his wife brought back a delicious looking woman. "Dick, ten-HUT!" And his penis sprang up. "Dick, at EASE!" Nothing. "Dick, at EASE!" Still nothing. "For the last time, Dick -- at EASE!" Frustratingly enough, nothing happened. Embarrassed, he ran off to the bathroom. Worried, his wife ran after and found that he was vigorously masturbating. "What are you doing?" "I'm giving this guy a dishonorable discharge!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Parrot Talk ‐ One day a guy walked into a pet …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bronzer ‐ Yo' Mama's so fat, she doesn't …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Throwing Shadows ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she throws …
- 77 ‐ Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause …
- Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around ‐ A farmer walks into a bar with …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Gate ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so gapped, …
- Truck Driver & The Bikers ‐ A truck driver stopped at a roadside …
- Irritating Blonde ‐ Q: What are the two most irritating …
- Waterlogged Blonde ‐ What do you call a blond who can't …
- Jock Booty Call... Advantage ‐ Hey babe, I promise I'll give you …
- First-Class Blonde ‐ A beautiful blonde woman boards …
- Fence of Love ‐ A couple celebrates their 30th …
- Rodeo ‐ Q: What did the snail say when …
- OJ, Oh No! ‐ What did OJ say to Nicole just …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Last Supper ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, she was a waitress …
- Top 10 Reasons to Live in Ontario ‐ 1. You live in the center of the …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Petting Zoo ‐ Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals …
- Shih-Tzu + Poodle ‐ Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu …
- Sex Ed ‐ At school one day, the teacher …
- Bicycle Built For Two ‐ A missionary has spent years teaching …