The Joke Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks
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Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks
Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks Joke |
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What's The Joke Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks?
There once was a gal named Lewinsky,
Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown. |
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