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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.

Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."

"Like what?" asked Fozzie.

"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."

Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything."

"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

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