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Actual Answers From Radio Contestants

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On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants...
1) Something a blind man might use? A sword 2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the Capital of France? "F" 4) Name a bird with a long neck? Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the dental hospital 7) What is Hitler's first name Heil 8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in sh*t 9) Some famous brothers Bonnie and Clyde. 10) A dangerous race The Arabs 11) Something that floats in a bath Water 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A horse 13) Something you wear on a beach A deck-chair 14) A famous Royal 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine A bicycle with wings 16) A famous bridge The Bridge Over Troubled Waters 17) Something a cat does Goes to the toilet 18) Something you do in the bathroom Decorate 19) A method of securing your home Put the kettle on 20) Something associated with pigs The Police 21) A sign of the Zodiac April 22) Something people might be allergic to Skiing 23) Something you do before you go to bed Sleep 24) Something you put on walls A roof 25) Something slippery A con-man 26) A kind of ache A fillet of fish 27) A Jacket Potato topping Jam 28) A food that can be brown or white A potato 29) A famous Scotsman Jock 30) A famous Welshman Vinnie Jones 31) Something you open other than a door Your bowels |
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