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On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants...

1) Something a blind man might use?

A sword

2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?

Blue Suede Moon

3) Name the Capital of France?


4) Name a bird with a long neck?

Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?

A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal?

Opposite the dental hospital

7) What is Hitler's first name


8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name)

A pig in sh*t

9) Some famous brothers

Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race

The Arabs

11) Something that floats in a bath


12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers

A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach

A deck-chair

14) A famous Royal


15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine

A bicycle with wings

16) A famous bridge

The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17) Something a cat does

Goes to the toilet

18) Something you do in the bathroom


19) A method of securing your home

Put the kettle on

20) Something associated with pigs

The Police

21) A sign of the Zodiac


22) Something people might be allergic to


23) Something you do before you go to bed


24) Something you put on walls

A roof

25) Something slippery

A con-man

26) A kind of ache

A fillet of fish

27) A Jacket Potato topping


28) A food that can be brown or white

A potato

29) A famous Scotsman


30) A famous Welshman

Vinnie Jones

31) Something you open other than a door

Your bowels

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