Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants...


1) Something a blind man might use?

A sword


2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?

Blue Suede Moon


3) Name the Capital of France?

"F"


4) Name a bird with a long neck?

Naomi Campbell


5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?

A burglar


6) Where is the Taj Mahal?

Opposite the dental hospital


7) What is Hitler's first name

Heil


8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name)

A pig in sh*t


9) Some famous brothers

Bonnie and Clyde.


10) A dangerous race

The Arabs


11) Something that floats in a bath

Water


12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers

A horse


13) Something you wear on a beach

A deck-chair


14) A famous Royal

Mail

15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine

A bicycle with wings


16) A famous bridge

The Bridge Over Troubled Waters


17) Something a cat does

Goes to the toilet


18) Something you do in the bathroom

Decorate


19) A method of securing your home

Put the kettle on


20) Something associated with pigs

The Police


21) A sign of the Zodiac

April

22) Something people might be allergic to

Skiing


23) Something you do before you go to bed

Sleep


24) Something you put on walls

A roof


25) Something slippery

A con-man


26) A kind of ache

A fillet of fish


27) A Jacket Potato topping

Jam


28) A food that can be brown or white

A potato


29) A famous Scotsman

Jock


30) A famous Welshman

Vinnie Jones


31) Something you open other than a door

Your bowels