The Joke Celebrity Computer Viruses
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Celebrity Computer Viruses
|Celebrity Computer Viruses Joke|
What's The Joke Celebrity Computer Viruses?
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to
80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week
after week after week.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on a
remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards
them to the authorities.
Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for
Rush Limbaugh virus: Biases everything to the right.
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused search of a specific file
into a global interregation of every existing file. Creates links between unrelated
data. Works extremely slow while searching and compiling results.
Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but
doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when
you're really enjoying it.
David Caruso NYPD Blue virus: After running successfully for a while, it exits
the program it was in and never works again.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty
AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great
service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
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