The Joke Mime Haiku
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Mime Haiku
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What's The Joke Mime Haiku?
What''s that over there?
Not a bull, but a person For me to lasso. Oh help me! Help me! This box is getting smaller! Oh wait, you don't care. Look at me, friend. I''m A kabuki referee. No, I'm a mime, dick. Guess what animal I am. No, not that, not that. Nope. I was a frog. Before I tell you Why I wear a skin-tight shirt, Is it cold in here? Wow, how can I dance On the sun, you ask? Because It's made of cardboard. |
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