The Joke Little Johnny... The Way You Think

Basic Jokes

Read the funny Little Johnny... The Way You Think joke in School Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Little Johnny... The Way You Think joke at BasicJokes.com!

Little Johnny... The Way You Think

Little Johnny... The Way You Think Hilarious Joke
Little Johnny... The Way You Think Joke

What's The Joke Little Johnny... The Way You Think?

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

More Jokes

Laughing At Funny Joke
Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day