The Joke Santa's Erection
Read the funny Santa's Erection joke in School Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Santa's Erection joke at BasicJokes.com!
Santa's Erection
| Santa's Erection Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Santa's Erection?
It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt and said, "Ooh Santa, please stay."
And he said, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know." So she took off her pants and said, "No no - please stay." And he replied, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know." So she took off everything else, and said, "Ooh, please stay." And he said, "Hey hey hey, guess I better stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Spliff Joke ‐ With a screech of brakes, an ambulance …
- 90s Booty Call... Mosh Pit ‐ You just dove from the stage of …
- Walks Into a Bar... Leprechaun Pee ‐ A leprechaun walks into a bar. …
- Fish Smoking ‐ What does a fish …
- Skunked Again ‐ How do you stop a skunk from smelling? …
- Men and Lava Lamps ‐ Q: How are men like …
- Geek Booty Call... Contact ‐ Please come home with me so I can …
- Top 10 Reasons To Live in New Brunswick ‐ 1. You are sandwiched between French …
- The Naming of Canada ‐ Three explorers were hiking through …
- Women in Heaven ‐ Q: Why do only 40% of men go to …
- Lawyers Love Sushi ‐ Q: Hear about the new sushi bar …
- Two Guys on a Golf Course ‐ Two guys are hitting the links …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Coma ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she took a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Black Hole ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her …
- Gorilla and Computer ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
- Blonde's Relatives ‐ Q: Where do blondes go to visit …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cheap Thoughts ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, if I gave …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Safe Sex ‐ Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea …
- Husbands' Performance ‐ Three women talk about their husband's …
- Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan ‐ 1. You never run out …