The Joke Abstinence
Read the funny Abstinence joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Abstinence joke at BasicJokes.com!
Abstinence
| Abstinence Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Abstinence?
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Road Sign ‐ Yo' Mama is so dumb, she left her …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Farts ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Sour Cream ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour …
- And God Created... ‐ God created earth, and it was good. …
- Jugglenaut ‐ A driver was pulled over by a police …
- Inky Pig ‐ Why did the pig have ink all over …
- Classic Booty Call... Drunk ‐ I'm not drunk... you intoxicate …
- Orange Oddity ‐ Dan staggers into the shower. He …
- Pickled Bread ‐ Q: What's another name for pickled …
- Little Johnny... The Mouse ‐ Little Johnny walks into his dad's …
- Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb ‐ A man and and a woman from Alabama …
- Bicycle Built For Two ‐ A missionary has spent years teaching …
- JFKaput ‐ Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer? …
- Carrots ‐ How do you know that carrots are …
- You Can't Stop The Voodoo ‐ A businessman was about to go on …
- The Golfer and the Buttercups ‐ A man is participating in a golf …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Measurements ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her measurements …
- Hypertext is Funny! ‐ Why do they call it hyper text? …
- Geek Booty Call... Google ‐ Come on, I'm tired of Googling …
- Geek Booty Call... Guild ‐ Would you like to join my MMORPG …