Afterlife for IRS Cheaters Joke :)

The Joke Afterlife for IRS Cheaters

Read the funny Afterlife for IRS Cheaters joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Afterlife for IRS Cheaters joke at BasicJokes.com!

Afterlife for IRS Cheaters

Afterlife for IRS Cheaters Joke
What's The Joke Afterlife for IRS Cheaters? Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years. A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks. "I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."

Afterlife for IRS Cheaters Joke

What's The Joke Afterlife for IRS Cheaters?

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.

A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.

"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

The Eyes Have It ‐ Q: Why do men find it hard to make …
Alien Abduction ‐ Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting …
No Punishment ‐ Boy: Will you punish me for something …
National Pastime ‐ Show me a man that thinks baseball …
The Three Generals ‐ The pentagon said they had too …
Blonde Tattoo ‐ Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her …
Actual School Excuse Notes ‐ These are excuse notes from parents …
What do you get when you cross a Scottish... ‐ What do you get when you cross …
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ... ‐ A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body …
TicTacs ‐ Peter's mother has three kids. …
S&M for Married Couples ‐ Sue and Sally were discussing their …
Crossdresser Funnies ‐ Q. What's a transvestite's idea …
Cowboys' Rating System ‐ Two cowboys lean against the rail …
Caught and Tagged ‐ An old lady buys a pair of parrots, …
Hillbilly Chicks and Bears ‐ Q: What do hillbilly chicks and …
The Bar ‐ A guy walked into a …
Jock Booty Call... Holding ‐ Hey babe, are you interested in …
Designated drunkard ‐ Rednecks don't let friends drive …
Squirrel Kickin'' Back ‐ Q: Why did the squirrel lay on …
C-ing I Dog ‐ Two guys were walking their dogs …