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The Joke Alaskan Drunk Ice Fishing

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Alaskan Drunk Ice Fishing

Alaskan Drunk Ice Fishing Joke
What's The Joke Alaskan Drunk Ice Fishing? A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, "You will find no fish there." The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice booms again, "You will find no fish under the ice." The drunk looks up and says, "God, is that you?" The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."

Alaskan Drunk Ice Fishing Joke

What's The Joke Alaskan Drunk Ice Fishing?

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, "You will find no fish there."

The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice booms again, "You will find no fish under the ice."

The drunk looks up and says, "God, is that you?"

The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."

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