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A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.


"What happened, my child?"


"I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye."


"Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?"


"Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back."

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