The Joke Bush BM
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Bush BM
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What's The Joke Bush BM?
President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital. She tells the doctor, "Big President Bush, no sh*t."
The doctor understands and gives him some medicine to take with him. The next day, the secretary comes back again and says, "Big President, no sh*t." The doctor gives him even stronger medicine. A few days later, the secretary comes yet again and says, "Big President, big no sh*t." The doctor gives him the strongest medicine he has. The next day, the secretary comes back to the doctor and says, "Ba-Boom! Big sh*t, no President." |
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