The Joke Comedy Central's Alleged Humor
Read the funny Comedy Central's Alleged Humor joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Comedy Central's Alleged Humor joke at BasicJokes.com!
Comedy Central's Alleged Humor
Comedy Central's Alleged Humor Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Comedy Central's Alleged Humor?
Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel...
* Spit-polishes his halo * Buys a maxi-pad with wings * Drops out of a so-called "Choir of Angels" because that's really just a place for a bunch of diva show-offs to shine sunbeams up God's butt * Orders a plate of "Hades Hot" Buffalo wings * Drinks a little too much of Junior's blood and falls off a cloud * Listens to Paul McCartney sing with his band "Wings" * Takes a heavenly crap * Decides to reveal the Lord's majesty to the masses by appearing on some aluminum siding in east Texas * Obeys his Pavlovian conditioning, and barks like a dog * Sits down for dinner * Prank calls the miserable whiners in Hell * Gets his union card * Takes the fruitcake out of the oven * Gets his wings ripped from his back, so they can be given to a more angelic and deserving angel * Tells a mortal, "Oh c'mon, jump already! I don't got all day!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Butcher Booty Call... Meat ‐ I'll pound your meat any way you …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Forklift ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits …
- Blonde's Appendicitis ‐ A blonde has sharp pains in her …
- Blonde Needs Braces ‐ A dentist tells a blonde that she …
- Yo' Mama Is So Short... Dime ‐ Yo' Mama is so short, she could …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ladder ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took …
- Get On The Bus ‐ A man comes home from work and …
- Butt Cheeks ‐ Q: What did one butt cheek say …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mayonnaise ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise …
- Fish and Dicks ‐ Q. What's the similarity between …
- Blonde at the Doctor ‐ Please remove your blouse, says …
- Corporate Booty Call... Needle ‐ I need you to move …
- Dubya and Bill ‐ What do President Bush and President …
- The "No Love" Boat ‐ When the ark's door was closed, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Restaurant ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she's always …
- Loser Booty Call... Bus Pass ‐ Want to get out of this place? …
- Saving Her Butt ‐ A man decided to paint the toilet …
- Poker animals ‐ Q: What animal should you never …
- Lunch is back ‐ Q: Why do blondes need see through …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Blue Whale ‐ Q: What's the difference between …