The Joke Counting Condoms
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Counting Condoms
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What's The Joke Counting Condoms?
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights." Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March." |
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