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Crossbred Dogs

Crossbred Dogs Joke |
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What's The Joke Crossbred Dogs?
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of
lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter. Bull Terrier x Sh*tzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed. Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle. Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists. Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors. Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes. Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly. Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work. Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end. Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband. |
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