The Joke Disarming the Guard
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Disarming the Guard
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What's The Joke Disarming the Guard?
Lem: ''I got fired from my job as a bank guard.''
Clem: ''That's awful. What happened?'' Lem: ''Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.'' Clem: ''What did thief do then?'' Lem: ''He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!'' |
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