The Joke Disease
![Basic Jokes Basic Jokes](/images/basicjokes.jpg)
Read the funny Disease joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Disease joke at BasicJokes.com!
Disease
![Disease Hilarious Joke Disease Hilarious Joke](/images/hilariousjoke.jpg)
Disease Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Disease?
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!" |
More Jokes
![Laughing At Funny Joke Laughing At Funny Joke](/images/laughingatfunnyjoke.jpg)
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Little Johnny... Big Word ‐ The teacher says, "Today we are …
- Platypus Booty Call... Name ‐ That's right, bill of a duck, tail …
- Helisoft ‐ A helicopter was flying around …
- Robot Booty Call... Phaser ‐ If you were a phaser, you would …
- Classic Booty Call... Curves ‐ All those curves, and me with no …
- Guy With Frog Growing Out of His Head ‐ A guy goes into a doctor's office …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Spatula ‐ Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter …
- Little Johnny... Playing Cards ‐ Little Johnny walks in on his parents …
- Tank Girl ‐ How do you stop a blonde tank? …
- Little Johnny... Name That Animal ‐ Little Johnny's first grade class …
- Classic Booty Call... Curves ‐ All those curves, and me with no …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Footbath ‐ Yo' Mama's so nasty, they filmed …
- Defense Lawyer's Good News ‐ "I have good news and bad news," …
- Australian Kiss ‐ What's an …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Price Check ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Long Distance ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Crossin' the River ‐ A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio …
- I Hit Two of My Best Balls ‐ Eddie came to work Monday and his …
- 80-Pounder ‐ Did you hear about the 120-pound …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Phone Book ‐ Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: …