The Joke Flies In The Beer

Basic Jokes

Read the funny Flies In The Beer joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Flies In The Beer joke at!

Flies In The Beer

Flies In The Beer Hilarious Joke
Flies In The Beer Joke

What's The Joke Flies In The Beer?

An Irishman, Englishman and
Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them
over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks
disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

The Scotsman picks out the
fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to
the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it
out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

More Jokes

Laughing At Funny Joke
Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day