The Joke Handicap Golf
Read the funny Handicap Golf joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Handicap Golf joke at BasicJokes.com!
Handicap Golf
| Handicap Golf Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Handicap Golf?
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?"
The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers. |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Third Opinion ‐ Three Doctors are dicussing which …
- Death waits ‐ There were three men on death row, …
- Blonde's Multiple Orgasms ‐ Q: What does a blonde say after …
- California ‐ Q: How many Northern Californians …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Black Hole ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cliff ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped …
- Gorilla in Heat ‐ A certain zoo had acquired a very …
- Revenge of the Blondes ‐ Q: What is black and blue and brown, …
- The Russian Pretzel ‐ Three Americans were up against …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Internet ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she doesn't …
- Alien Booty Call... Atmosphere ‐ Perhaps you would like to exchange …
- Circus Elephant ‐ A couple took their young son for …
- Blondes in a Volkswagen ‐ Q: What do you call four blondes …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Missing Navel ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, they sent out …
- What do you call a blond with half a brain? ‐ What do you call a blond with half …
- Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks ‐ There once was a gal named …
- Astronaut Booty Call... Orbit ‐ I need you to help me complete …
- Lawyer in a Tree ‐ Q: How do you get a lawyer down …
- Lawyer in a Tree ‐ Q: How do you get a lawyer down …
- The Pickle Factory ‐ Bill has worked in a pickle factory …