The Joke Hot Babe in Bar
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Hot Babe in Bar
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What's The Joke Hot Babe in Bar?
A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with a very prominent feature.
"Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes. "Oh hello, beautiful," he says stepping closer to her. "I couldn't help but notice what big feet you have," as a look of wonderment spreads across her face. "You know what that means..." he coos. "Yes, trouble for the ants," she says. |
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