The Joke Inconvenient Flowers
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Inconvenient Flowers
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What's The Joke Inconvenient Flowers?
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?" |
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