The Joke The Golfer
Read the funny The Golfer joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Golfer joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Golfer
| The Golfer Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke The Golfer?
The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with Geoge always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be ten minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?'' George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.'' ''Well,'' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?'' George replies, ''Then I am 10 minutes late.'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mountain ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she made the …
- Pretty Hair ‐ A guy admired the hair of three …
- BlondeMotorWorks ‐ Why does a blond prefer BMW over …
- Holy Cow ‐ A farmer walks out on his field …
- Celebrity Computer Viruses ‐ Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tickle Me Elmo ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Little Green Balls ‐ Q: What do you have when you hold …
- Geek Booty Call... Convention ‐ Hey, could you tell me where the …
- Yo Mama Lipbia ‐ Yo' mama's lips so big, she can …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Steamroller ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she irons her …
- What do you get when you cross a Scottish... ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- Harry Potter Quiz ‐ What did Harry Potter do when he …
- Blame Duke ‐ There once was this guy who was …
- No-Legged Dog ‐ Q: Where do you find a no-legged …
- Mozart Beyond the Grave ‐ When Mozart passed away, he was …
- Man's Intelligence ‐ Q. What do you call a man who …
- Viagra's Scientific Name ‐ Q: What's the scientific name for …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Food Stamp ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is …
- Learning to Fly ‐ Two guys die in a car accident …
- Homer's Favorite Ice Cream ‐ What is Homer Simpson's favorite …