The Joke Deadly Golf Trap
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Deadly Golf Trap
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What's The Joke Deadly Golf Trap?
Jim and Bob are golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine and climbs down in search of it.
Jim spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. Jim calls out to Bob in an agitated voice, "Hey Bob, I got trouble down here." Bob calls out, "What's the matter Jim?" Jim shouts back, "Throw me my 7-iron. You can't get out of here with an 8-iron." |
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