The Joke Old Virgin
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Old Virgin
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What's The Joke Old Virgin?
There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still a virgin. One morning she was awakened by an itching in her crotch, so she went to a doctor.
The doctore told her, "Lady, you have crabs." Since she'd never had anything to do with anybody, she said "Maybe I should get a second opinion," so she went to another doctor and he examined her. The doctor came in to discuss his finding and said "I have good and bad news. The good news is you dont have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted." |
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