The Joke Computers: She or He?

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Computers: She or He?

Computers: She or He? Joke |
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What's The Joke Computers: She or He??
Why computers seem female:
-- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. -- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. -- The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." -- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. -- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories. Why computers seem male: -- They have a lot of data but are still clueless. -- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they are the problem. -- As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. -- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. -- Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night. |
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