Technology Jokes

-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
-- You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
-- You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
-- When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?
-- You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
-- You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
-- Second-day delivery takes way too long.
-- You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
-- You find jokes on computers, not in books or word of mouth.