The Joke Always Bring the Fingers
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Always Bring the Fingers
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What's The Joke Always Bring the Fingers?
A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
"But I don't have the fingers!" "Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor. "Doc, I couldn't pick them up." |
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