The Joke Amish Leg Warmers

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Amish Leg Warmers

Amish Leg Warmers Joke |
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What's The Joke Amish Leg Warmers?
There's this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her hands are cold. So her mom tells her to put them between her legs to get them warm. So she does and it surprisingly works.
The next day, her Amish boyfriend says his hands are cold so she tells him to put them between her legs. He does and it works, so he tells her his penis is cold and she tells him to put it between her legs. She goes home and says,''Hey mom, do you know what a penis is?'' "Yes," her mom says. The girl says, ''Did you know they're really messy when they thaw out?" |
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