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That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
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3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in and asked for a fork.The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious.
"How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone." |
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