The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Cheese Sandwich
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Walks Into a Bar... Cheese Sandwich
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What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Cheese Sandwich?
A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.
"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here." |
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