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Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan
Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan Joke |
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What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan?
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."
The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years." |
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