The Joke Walks Into a Bar... The Hamster Show
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Walks Into a Bar... The Hamster Show
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What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... The Hamster Show?
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'll give him a free beer for an amazing trick. The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a hamster that begins dancing and singing.
"That is amazing!" says the bartender and gives him a beer. "If I show you something else, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a small piano and a frog. The same hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings. The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a large sum, and the man agrees. "Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog." "Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist." |
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