The Joke Executive Decision
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Executive Decision
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What's The Joke Executive Decision?
An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff. He couldn't decide between Mary and Jack: both had equal seniority and qualifications. Unable to choose, he finally decided that whoever used the water fountain first would be let go.
The next morning, Mary came with a hangover. She went to the water fountain so she could take some aspirin. The executive approached her: "Mary, this is difficult, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Mary replied, "Then you'll have to jack off. I have a hell of a headache." |
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