The Joke It Ain't Surgery
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It Ain't Surgery
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What's The Joke It Ain't Surgery?
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosugeon's house. After a 2-minute job, he demanded $75.
"I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon." "You're right -- that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!" |
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