The Joke The Raffle

Read the funny The Raffle joke in Work Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Raffle joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Raffle

The Raffle Joke |
---|
What's The Joke The Raffle?
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet." |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Rollers ‐ Yo' Mama is so bald, she has to …
- Fleas ‐ Q: What did one flea say to the …
- Lawyer-Client Relations ‐ Q: Why does the bar association …
- Turtle Crossing ‐ Why did the turtle Cross the road? …
- Pleasure vs. Disgrace ‐ The dean of a women's college, …
- Witches' Broomsticks ‐ Q: Why don't witches …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cow ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she went …
- Is Satan Real? ‐ Two boys walk home from Sunday …
- A bear walked into a bar... ‐ A bear walked into a bar and said …
- Camel Relief ‐ A respected captain in the foreign …
- GDMFSOB...A Lovely Poem ‐ Goddamn motherfuckin' …
- Panda Booty Call... Endangered ‐ Come on, we're endangered. We HAVE …
- Yo' Mama's House... Outside ‐ Yo' Mama's house is so dirty, I …
- Little Johnny... Mortgage ‐ Little Johnny asks his father for …
- Blonde Diet ‐ There was blonde who wanted to …
- Cross the Road... Chicken Keeps Going ‐ Why did the chicken cross the road? …
- Hoshimota ‐ An American businessman is on a …
- Jesus and Moses Play Golf ‐ Jesus and Moses are playing golf …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Airport Bust ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she got busted …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Voting ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she votes in …