The Joke Hold the Mayo
Read the funny Hold the Mayo joke in Jokes about Kids to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Hold the Mayo joke at BasicJokes.com!
Hold the Mayo
| Hold the Mayo Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Hold the Mayo?
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over. To try and keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say "tomato" if she wants him to go slower and "lettuce" for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, "Lettuce, lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night. You got mayonnaise in my eye!"
|
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Richter Scale ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she measures …
- What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld... ‐ What did the troops say to Bush …
- Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship ‐ Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stretch Marks ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she leaves …
- American Beer and Canoeing ‐ What's the similarity between American …
- Astronaut Booty Call... Equator ‐ I'd like to be in orbit below your …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Beach ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Hydrants ‐ Yo' Mama is so nasty, it takes …
- Zombie Booty Call... Rags ‐ Nice rags. I love how they cling …
- A Woman's Four Favorite Animals ‐ Q: What are a woman's four favorite …
- Jenna and Barbara's Companion ‐ Q: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush …
- Corporate Booty Call... Offsite ‐ There's an offsite you need to …
- Another Dumb Blonde ‐ A young ventriloquist is touring …
- Hipster Booty Call... Clothing ‐ Haven't I seen that ironic t-shirt …
- All's Fair in Love and War ‐ This old guy goes into a church …
- Black and White and Red All Over ‐ What''s black, white, red all over, …
- 80s Booty Call... A-Team ‐ Call me Dirk Benedict, because …
- Bush Gets Testy ‐ Q: What did George W. Bush get …
- God's Identity ‐ One day a little boy asks his mom …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... DNA ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks …